TGIF (Thank God I'm Free)

I totally hijacked this from Dooce, but it isn't often that I literally LAUGH OUT LOUD, so I thought it was worth repurposing here. And, I saved you the trouble of going to the link where the opening copy is in Spanish.


And, yes, I realize that this is especially funny since I'm currently child-free.

If I were drinking milk, it would be coming out my nose.