Showing posts with label Smurfette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smurfette. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

In the Land of Smurfs

I bought new jeans right before the holidays, and have worn them a few times, and washed them twice. They are a really dark wash, and slim enough to tuck into high-heeled knee-high black boots.

But, damn them, they turn me blue.

If I am inclined to put my hands in my lap, rest my hands on my knees, or otherwise come into contact with these denim monsters, the result isn't pretty.

By the end of the day, my hands are a pale shade of blue. It even comes off on the hand towels in the bathroom.

By the time I left the Bulls game last night, I was downright tinted.

I looked like a giant Smurfette.

But, they sure looked good with the boots.