For the record, if you're out of the washing fluid that goes into your Swiffer Wet Jet, don't go getting all inventive and try to use Pledge instead. It makes your wooden floors as slippery as a politician in October.
In a moment of weak desperation and creative housecleaning, I did it while preparing for guests this weekend, and I've damn near killed myself nine times since then. I would really hate for my death notice in the paper to read:
Single 31-year Old Woman Found Dead in Kitchen at Midnight—Holding a Mangled Fancy Chocolate Bar and Wearing Ratty Pajamas
I'm just saying. Consider yourself warned.
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