Monday, April 21, 2008

Gotta be Honest

Work just got in the way of any good post today.

My brain is zapped completely dry in advance of tomorrow's big new business pitch. My eye makeup is smudged to all hell, my really cute outfit is no longer even attractive, and my stomach is growling so loudly that I can barely hear my iTunes. It didn't help that I wore fancy high heels today and my feet hurt from about the knee down. I am pretty sure that I no longer have a bloodstream. My body is working strictly off of coffee and Dr. Pepper.

Admit it. You're humming the tune to "Nine to Five" now, aren't you? Go with Dolly, and enjoy your night. I'll toast to that.

I'm going home to faceplant in some Shiraz. If only we had THAT in the free vending machine.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good luck on the pitch! You will be great!

Anonymous said...

Wow...sounds like a tough day. Good luck with the pitch. More humor another day. MOM

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Vodka in a Nalgene bottle works, too.

Anonymous said...

Good Luck!

And btw, I meant interviewing you on MY blog. I'm sorry if the dog confused my pronouns.

:)

Anonymous said...

Days like that should be sponsored by Grey Goose Vodka. I'm just saying...